Thursday, October 22, 2009
Patty: Well hello Frankenstein's Monster, would you like some tea?
Monster: Mrrggggg ( Why yes please ,that would be delightful)
P : Here you go dear, would you like some sugar and milk?
M: Mrrrrrrarrrrrrrrrrr ( yes please!)
P: Certainly, Oh and how about a nice buttery scone?
M: Arggghmmmmmmmppph ( OH yes, they look so yummy today, is that raisins in them I see?)
P: Why yes Monster, I'm glad you noticed, I made them especially for you.
M: Rrrrrrrarrrggggg gggggg ( They are delicious, my I think they will go directly to my thighs, but I don't care! These are scrumptious!)
P: Oh , nonsense, you are a perfectly svelte looking monster, I must say!
M: AAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGG! ( So kind of you to say, ohh may I have some more tea please?)
P: Certainly dear, Oh It's almost Four! Time to get back to frightening the Villagers I dare say!
M: ARRGHHHHHH ARRREEEEERRRRR ( OH ,quite right, well thanks for the nice treat, see you around the Village! I'll be sure to not drown you when I see you next!)
P: Bye Bye now dearie, such a nice monster. Ever so polite!
M: ARGGGGGG RRRRRRRRRARRRRRRRHHHHH ( Cherrio! And thanks again!)
Waves as he toodles off into the distance...