NOW.......

...........With MORE Lemurs in every bite!!!!!!!!!

and because you can't have enuff......

Let's GO UNDERGROUND!!!

HAPPY SATURDAY!!!!

PLAY LOUD!!!

fricking hysterical

..well to me at least...
Now I know what I have been missing...

SIGH

..and so it continues.REALLY?
I'm STILL sick? WTF?
Just when I think it's done ,it sucked me back in for ANOTHER round of
"Let's make Patty hork up an internal organ."


SO my week has consisted of cartooning, coughing, sneezing, cartooning,
writing, horking, tea, more cartooning, more tea,dinner out when I shouldn't
but I'm sick of my cooking, Movie,(Sherlock Holmes,and yes, Robert Downey Jr. CAN take off his shirt in any movie,thank you very much.), more tea, more kvetching,writing,
meeting friends, renewing friendships,staring at my taxes and not doing them, sort of job hunting in between coughing...and syrup...mmmm syrup,which is now no longer going to do the trick. Teasing new pals, taunting old. And yes.........sneezing.
Did I mention coughing?

Oh and, lusting after the bamboo tablet and justifying said purchase.
Donations accepted to further the career of this cartoonist.
All donations receive an original Sketch of their choice.


Really, I WILL be better.NOW.I mean,YEAH I HAVE to be.How much positive thinking
does one need anyway? I'm full of it. well I'm full of something.

tee hee

music of the day: Pet Shop Boys, Nick Cave, Clash, Bowie
food of the day: stuff
mood of the day; a tad confused? Lightheaded,(Impacted sinuses?)

NEW COMIC!

Up at webegirls so go read, laugh, send me accolades! tee hee
http://webegirls.com/?p=4441

Had a restful weekend,catching up on things,drawing etc...
being sick really messed up my schedule for so many things,work and social.
So now I get to try to get my ass back on track with out a relapse. snicker

Things are looming ,staring at me ..like taxes, jobs,events,
errands,pain,cleaning,entertaining etc...now I have to untangle it
all in my lil' haid..........why is Monday so confusing for me?


music of the day: Velvet Underground
food of the day; leftover crap
mood of the day: 'nesty'

SEE FOLKS!

It's not hard to get to me!
This is a comment I got on my blog I had to share with you. The way to MY heart
has been found, offers of a cheap-ass high off of cough syrup imported from Europe,
and a connection to George Clooney. Nothing to it!
Now GET ON THE BALL YA'LL, You're lagging behind !



Hello !

Quite a funny and smart page. I don't even remember how I fell here, but truly no regrets. I did enjoy !
Oh yes, I remember now...My passion for comic book art, and the only remaining one I'm scared. Almost older than me. My goodness, when did it start ? Winsor McCay...Perhaps...
No matter.
My cousin, George Clooney, left here a huge bunch of flowers for you and a vast number of cards. So please, would you be so kind as to take the first plane and get them before they wilt ?
I can also find for you a codeine laced cough syrup bottle for 2.67 euros. Yeah ! I'm serious. You're not seeing things, it's the price here. 66 bucks sounds a bit like a rip-off !
Free for you !
I really owe you this for the good time I spent here !


I'll be back to watch your art and read the rest.

Best regards

Chris



But now the pressure is on as well. I best get my ass in gear and do some new comics
toot sweet!



music of the day: Morrissey ( hell ya it's over cast today)
food of the day: chicken thingies
mood of the day: satiated (thanks Drakecake)

Sexy Sadie!

The cute lil Scottie dog won the Westminister Dogshow yesterday.
My favorite breed! Congrats Sadie!

Went to a Fat Tuesday celebration at a local watering hole.
Had mediocre Shrimp gumbo, but great company. Saw some people I
don't normally get to sit and chat with so that was fun.
Ya learn something new all the time!


music of the day: New Order, Tom Waits, IGGY
food of the day; chicken something or other
mood of the day: tired ,but intrigued.

NEW COMIC UP!

go to www.webegirls.com
to see my latest Cafe Neurotic comic.

Yeah it's about cougars.Something I never gave much thought to.
Yes I'm getting older and yes, I will be having one of THOSE birthdays this year.
But I never really gave much thought to the "older woman,younger man" scenario.
Age in relationships was never in the forefront of my brain when I am dating.
Sure I like to have stuff in common, but usually I'm finding that the younger
guy has more going for him that I can relate to. Let's see, the last few guys have been about
15 to 19 years younger.Some snuck by me around 10 years but that's it.

One guy I went out with very briefly (o.k once) was
5 years older than me. I was bored to tears and he couldn't keep
up with me in a lot of areas...so, sigh, back I go to what I like and know....


Now, *clap clap* bring me another little twee goth boy,this one is spent!



music of the day: The Cure,The Who, The Knack
food of the day: cheese!
mood of the day: healthier hence,happier


Bwahahah, I crack me the fuck up!

Awwww

Pee wee sent me a valentine. Cute.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Year of the Tiger!
I'd try to go out for some Dim Sum, but every place I know will be
packed to the rafters,with a wait at least an hour or more to get a table.
And me not being in top form yet,it doesn't sound too appealing.
So I will celebrate at home.


Have a nice snowy day ya'll....

Love? Pffft.

I would be remiss to not mention an upcoming holiday. I ask in advance for forgiveness
if I ramble or otherwise am incoherent. The 66 bucks (!!!!) bottle of codeine laced cough syrup has taken full effect. Bless hardcore drugs. And this stuff was once sold over the counter? No wonder so many folks
abused it. The hazy cloud of happy little sock monkeys flying above my head, the little merry bunnies hopping around my light as air feet,whats NOT to like about it.
Oh yeah,side effects, lost taste buds,inability to get ones comic strips written..but NO coughing at least.
Now why it's so easy to get booze, ciggys, other stuff so cheap and THIS stuff cost me, well, 66 fricking bucks is beyond me. But there ya go. SO I do feel better, and am relieved that I'm on the mend. Of course having to cancel about 4 dates and 5 events was NOT to my liking but, meh, small price to pay,and there will be other times for fun...
Woops , I was talking about a cheap created holiday to sell cards, candy and flowers.
Bless the card industry to take it upon themselves to get a good holiday going to boost sales. Ingenuity at its finest.
I prefer to show my affection for someone all the time, not at a predetermined date.
But then again ,you may be thinking I am not digging the day due to not having a special someone in my life currently,and am bitter. Or that someone once broke my heart into a million little pieces on V day so many years ago.
(Forgiven,and laughed about now.HI J! giggle.) No, I just don't really care anymore, and hey, maybe I have several "special people" in my life right now? Ever think about THAT?

So to my special pals I send to you my heartfelt love and affection and thanks that
you are in my life. Here's to many more fun times,chat, giggles, monkeys and cheer.


And a special message to George Clooney, PLEASE I cannot keep opening the door for all those flowers, cards, gifts you keep sending me. Please know that I do care, but, I need some rest babe! I'll see you when yer back in town,but for now. Give it a rest, I love ya without all the bribes hunny bunny!


music of the day: Ton Waits, New Order, Smiths
food of the day: what food, pass the syrup!
mood of the day: comic strip less but who cares! pass the syrup..(coff coff)

Dunno

seemed a good photo to post today.
Rats in paradise.


coff coff...
when is this gonna end?

With REAL MoNkEyS in every bar!

O.K not REALLY , but wouldn't that be funny?
MONKEY BRAINS OATMEAL, ( yes the same one I rave about all the time..) ,has finally come out with their new chewy granola bar line. I actually found them in King Soopers.
I assume Whole foods has them as well. Why King Soopers isn't carrying the oatmeal as well? I dunno,but this is about the bars. I'm not normally a fan of 'soft chewy' anything,but again, not everything is free of high frucose crap and fake shit.
So I gave em a shot. The had promised me a box a while ago..but I see from their website they have reorganized,(sold?),reassembled,and obviously got a real marketing team going for them now.So I won't hold my breath, it was sweet enough of them to send me a CASE of oatmeal last year while I waited out the regrouping and couldn't find the stuff anywhere!


I bought the blueberry vanilla ones,and while I HATE iced anything, ( I know,I know,call me a freak again.)I didn't mind these at all. For one thing nothing tasted FAKE. NO fake vanilla, no fake blueberry, so YEAH for the MONKEY!

These have a probiotic ,nutroflora in it to aid digestion health and not spike your blood glucose levels. All I know is, no weird aftertaste, and no FAKE flavoring. I HATE fake. Why do fake when you can have real?
here's the igredients:

Chewy Granola (Whole Grain Rolled Oats, Roasted Soybeans, and Almonds), Brown Rice Syrup, Super Monkey Power Fruit Blend (Dates, Raisins, Cranberries, Blueberry and Grape Juice Concentrates), Vanilla Flavored Coating (Evaporated Cane Juice, Palm Kernel Oil, Nonfat Dry Milk, Vanilla and Soy Lecithin), Brown Rice Flour, Maltodextrin, Fructan (NutraFlora®), Natural Flavors, Sugar, Salt, Citric and Malic Acid.

Contains Almonds, Soy, and Milk Ingredients.
while I DO question the Palm Kernal Oil ,(there are two camps on that front)
I'd say, go for it. It's a good "quickie,tide you over, here kid ,yer bothering me" -snack. Certainly not an everyday thing for me, but I can see grabbing one if I know I'm going to be stuck out somewhere with no resource for a quickie nosh.

O.K I'm done my little food soapbox review ,now back to the other stuff.
Obviously I feel better ,or I had to go out cuz no one else was gonna go shop for me...hee hee
NO, seriously, I DO feel better,and will be back to my ol' %100 pretty soon.

Nap time!


music of the day: Gary Numan, Morris Day.
food of the day: MONKEY BRAINS !!!
mood of the day: closer to myself , not as ornery.
MUCH thanks to MISUN OH and her magic needles of acupuncture goodness!!!!

AND CUZ ITS SO COOL!

from drawn.com

Cuz I have to post SOMETHING....

still sorta sick.

What? More?

hee hee..good thing I don't have to BE anywhere...coff coff..
which led me to think these thoughts in my fevered ,self indulgent,whiney state:

I accept that I am a loner. Sure I like to
go out, meet friends,do things,hang out...but when it comes right down to it,
I seem to still really crave being alone in my own space.It has it's benefits for
sure.No answering to anyone about anything. Hence my no desire for a roommate, or, I think
life mate, at least a mate that actually lived in the same place as me.(hee hee)
I seem to be the "yeah yeah, that was fun, no go home" typa gal for all my days.

But when yer sick? Ah, sick! That's where I change my tune. No one is around to tuck you in, bring you soups, tissues, sock monkeys ,
meds and blankets. No one listens to you hack up a lung, or run to the bath to puke. No one sees if you have a fever and gets you ice. No one knows if you ate or not that day. No one thinks if a 4 hour marathon of Arrested Development is a good medicinal move.
And no, I'm not pathetic, I DO have pals checking in with me. And I AM taking care of myself quite well by myself ,thank you very much. But,that's a bit different. Innit? Maybe in my encroaching years I am thinking different. Maybe it would be nice to have someone around. Someone that is there for you. Sweet.

Or maybe it's just the fucking fever talking.....

"I wanna marry a light house keeper"...

Clockwork indeed....caught the end again.

la de da de daaa....



wow no blog in days..that's what a bunch of "sick" will do to ya.
But ,I think I will be on the mend now. If only I can get some sleep.
Lack of can do some pretty wack things to ya.
Funny thing, with a bad sinus thingy /head,chest cold, I notice
my teeth get extra sensitive. Is that weird?

I'm going to bed, this is going nowhere,fast.

Why Not?

So here's a rework of an older strip I did.I changed the look to the web comic look I gave her, and I changed the guy character altogether
I mean why SHOULD I have a the ol' ex B.F in there? Since he's no longer on the scene. Why have him in the paper world? hee hee
So I put in my new demonic dream date of a tweaky lil' goth boy...Mwahahaha.

Hey, It's MY world on paper, I can do what I want, to whomever I want. Right?

Cathartic to say the least.
Mwahaha eat it.

Still laid up with the nasty chestal region -cold -thingy....but much better after a nice chiro visit.



music of the day: Flogging Molly, Gary Numan, Joy Division
food of the day: nothing much it all tastes like paste today
mood of the day: ornery

It's called

too sick to care about blogging.........

Meh.

I'm going back to bed.

MORE WINTER!?

Phil, you SUCK! C'mon Bill, you can do something about it! Can't you?


Today is turning out to be a not so cool day. After lunch I started to get
that old familiar feeling. Heartburn. I don't get it often, but when I do
now it's unbearable. Gas and heartburn make your tummy and chest swell up
a bit. For the normal person its damned uncomfortable. For a spinal injury/
issue person it's down right UN-FUCKING-BEARABLE....my entire spine is
on fire. My back is making me writhe, trying to find a comfortable position.
Friends advice of peppermint taken,burp made....wishing for a million more.
Ah well, this too shall pass.....
If this is the least of my worries today, I'm getting off pretty light..


music of the day: Joy Division
food of the day: damned food!
mood of the day: bitchy, and now I'm done ...

NEW COMIC DAY!

Check out www.webegirls.com for my latest lil' doodle.

Monday has been productive.Even though two late nights in a row chatting with
a friend has taken a tiny tole on me, I think I got stuff done.


Music of the day: New Order, Joy Division
food of the day: some sort of chickeny thing
mood of the day: anticipation is a bitch